Divas on a Dime: Dinner is watching you this Halloween
Halloween dinner has a tricky job. It needs to be fun, ready when everyone is hungry, patient when the costumes take longer than expected and appealing to people who would rather be eating candy. I think I’ve found the answer: monster eyeball turkey meatballs.
You can make the meatballs ahead, reheat them in a sweet and smoky sauce and keep them warm in a slow cooker while the evening unfolds. They’re satisfying, rich in protein and willing to dress for almost any occasion. Serve them over fettuccine “worms,” on hoagie rolls or as little party bites. The mozzarella-and-olive eyes supply the Halloween mischief; the meatballs do the practical work.
Sweet potato adds moisture and autumnal sweetness. The sauce keeps it a delightful secret from anyone who considers vegetables suspicious.
Dinner before the candy parade won’t guarantee a meltdown-free night. But everyone gets something more substantial than a miniature candy bar. That’s progress.
Monster Eyeball Turkey Meatballs
Yield: 60 meatballs
Total Time: 40 mins.
Ingredients:
2 large eggs
¾ cup milk
1 (6 oz.) box turkey stuffing mix
2 lbs. ground turkey
2/3 cup cooked, cooled, mashed sweet potato
¼ cup onion, finely minced or grated
1 tablespoon dried parsley
¼ cup Parmesan cheese, grated
2 tablespoons maple syrup
½ teaspoon garlic powder
¼ teaspoon pepper
Directions:
Preheat oven to 400º F. Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper.
In a large bowl combine eggs and milk, then add the stuffing mix. Let this sit for about 5 minutes to allow the stuffing to absorb the milk mixture. Add turkey, sweet potato, onion, parsley, Parmesan, maple syrup, garlic and pepper. Mix gently with your hands until well combined.
Use a spoon or scoop to measure heaping tablespoons of the mixture and roll into balls. Place on prepared baking sheet and bake for 18 – 20 minutes or until they reach 165º in the center.
To make the eyeballs:
Make the eyeballs with thin rounds of mozzarella string cheese or small fresh mozzarella pearls (cut in half so they don’t roll), topped with black olives sliced crosswise into rounds. Once the meatballs are hot, turn off the heat and place a mozzarella circle and an olive round on each meatball visible above the sauce. Let the cheese soften slightly, then serve before the eyeballs slide off into the fettuccine worms.
Sweet & Smoky Tomato Sauce
Yield: 4 ½ cups
Total Time: 20 mins.
Ingredients:
1 tablespoon olive oil
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 (28-oz.) can crushed tomatoes
1 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1 cup barbecue sauce
Directions:
Warm the olive oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. Add the garlic and cook briefly, just until fragrant. Stir in the crushed tomatoes, Italian seasoning and barbecue sauce. Simmer gently for 10 to 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. Taste and add more barbecue sauce, a little at a time, if you’d like a sweeter, smokier sauce.
Add the cooked meatballs and warm them gently in the sauce. For a make-ahead dinner, reheat meatballs and sauce on the stovetop to 165º. Transfer to a preheated slow cooker; keep at 140º or above.
Halloween shortcut: Use fully cooked store-bought meatballs and your favorite jarred marinara. Combine about 3/4 cup barbecue sauce with a 24-oz. jar of marinara, taste and adjust. Heat the meatballs according to the package directions, then let the kids add mozzarella-and-olive eyeballs to the meatballs on their plates.
by Patti Diamond, the penny-pinching, party-planning, recipe developer and content creator of the website “Divas on a Dime – Where Frugal, Meets Fabulous!” at divasonadime.com. Email Patti at divapatti@divasonadime.com.
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Featured photo: Turkey meatballs in sweet and smoky sauce stare out from a tangle of fettuccini “worms.” Photo by www.JasonCoblentz.com
